breadmaakesyoufat:

Aries: yeh u getting laid

Taurus: u too busy tryna sort out ya life

Gemini: nah. all ur underwear has holes in em and u gotta take time to buy sexy ones.

cancer: hell nope. nerd lmao

Leo: HELL YES SON

Virgo: not right now, but everyone thinks about what u would be like in bed

Libra: yeah u a hoe

Scorpio: u been fucking ppl up cuz u a mad bitch. but u aint been fucking ppl

Sagittarius: well u have fucked one thing. ur sleeping schedule. 

Capricorn: no one wanna fuk u, ur scary

Aquarius: u been fuckign weird ppl bc u kinky

pisces: ur masturbating a lot

(via bandofbaboons)

sauteedchildren:

shinybeedrill:

targents:

short answer: no

what is the long answer?

definitely not

(via gay-slowpoke)

lostwithoutathought:

C₁₂H₂₂O_{11 we’re goin’ down} 

Sucrose we’re going down?

(via mitsmu-blog)